Twas the week before Christmas,

Al Franken - U.S. Senator, Minnesota

‘Twas the week before Christmas, and all through the state
Attention was focused on one single date
Our fundraising goal that we’ve set with such care?
By 12/31, all the cash must be there!

We were nestled all snug at our campaign HQ
(No time for a nap when there’s much work to do!)
Matt Burgess was checking the numbers again
Frowning while wielding his famous red pen

I’d dropped by his office to check in and chatter
But seeing his face, I said, “Matt, what’s the matter?”
He said, “Rove and the Kochs could go on the attack
And the funds to respond? Right now, there’s a lack.”

“That’s awful,” I said, “and we’re nigh out of time.
By the way, why are we speaking in rhyme?”
“Ignore that,” he said. “Here’s the key information:
We need folks to click here and make a donation!

This race will be tough, and there’s so much at stake
To take it for granted would be a mistake
So please give a little (or maybe give more)
And here’s Matt again to explain what it’s for:

For cell phones! For staplers! For gas and for rent!
For the volunteers’ snacks (trust me – money well spent)
Just look at these spreadsheets tacked up on my wall
We need their support to help pay for it all!


And that’s to say nothing of each right-wing smear
We’ll see on TV in the coming New Year
They will hope Minnesotans are easily conned
And when they attack, we’ll need help to respond

I’m reaching out to all you passionate folks
Because only you can beat Rove and the Kochs
Fighting back’s easier than you might think
You can do it in seconds: Just click on this link!

There’s a reason we’re focusing hard on this goal
(And it’s not just to fill Karl Rove’s stocking with coal)
The wondering eyes of the pundits and press
Will be looking to see if we’ve met with success

Now the deadline’s approaching, we’re nearing the whistle
The time’s gonna fly like the down of a thistle
So let me exclaim, ‘ere we close out the year
“Merry Christmas to all, and to all, please click here!

 

  - Al

P.S.: I couldn’t think of anything that rhymed with $98,561, but that’s how much we have to raise before midnight on December 31st. Please click here to contribute now!

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